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Classic Goodies
Cookies!
classic cookies and some non-classic cookies!
A brown butter cookie with semisweet chocolate chunks and chips3.00 USD
Dark chocolate crinkle cookie with some warming spices. Reminds you of winter in any season!3.00 USD
Special
A vegan version of the classic chocolate chip cookie with oat flour. It is crispy and chewy and a great treat even if you aren't vegan! (Not guaranteed to be GF, possibility of cross-contamination is present)3.00 USD
Bars!
Baked goods in rectangular shapes
A gooey, rich, chocolatey brownie that everyone can love! Even if they get a center piece. 5.00 USD
A bar that has singlehandedly continued a friendship for over 15 years. It's also pretty self-explanatory.5.00 USD
My dad is allergic to chocolate and although that is incredibly sad, this blondie almost makes up for it.5.00 USD
Cake!
classic cakes available as 6 and 8 inch layer cakes
classic moist red velvet cake with a brown butter cream cheese frosting (other frostings available upon request)60.00 USD
fluffy and moist vanilla cake with your choice of frosting!60.00 USD
light and moist chocolate cake with vanilla bean butter cream (other frostings available upon request)60.00 USD
my favorite cake with warming spices, carrots, and pecans with a brown butter cream cheese frosting (other frostings available upon request)60.00 USD
Cupcakes!
tinier cakes
my favorite cake with warming spices, carrots, and pecans topped with a brown butter cream cheese frosting (other frostings available upon request)25.00 USD
classic moist red velvet cake with a brown butter cream cheese frosting (other frostings available upon request)25.00 USD
fluffy and moist vanilla cake with your choice of frosting!25.00 USD
light and moist chocolate cake with vanilla bean butter cream (other frostings available upon request)25.00 USD
Pies!
better than cake in my opinion tbh
buttery and spicy apples in a double crusted pie.25.00 USD
spicy apples with a buttery flaky bottom crust and a streusel topping25.00 USD
a sweet and smooth pumpkin pie that even pumpkin pie haters like me will love25.00 USD
blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries in a buttery flaky pie crust topped with streusel25.00 USD
tangy lime filling in a buttery graham cracker crust25.00 USD
Bread!
the food that keeps me alive
fluffy focaccia topped with garlic, rosemary, and red pepper flakes. great as a side, a starter, or made into a sandwich!
(9x13)30.00 USD
fluffy focaccia that is tasty on its own or paired with any soup or salad you feel like30.00 USD
classic sourdough loaf made with half white and half wheat flour to give the illusion of health but the reality of flavor15.00 USD
Tarts!
nothing gay here
crisp almond tart shell filled with vanilla bean pastry cream and fresh berries 50.00 USD
A light creamy lemon tart with a light layer of blueberry jam on the bottom. Perfect for summer or spring or anytime you feel like lemon tart. 40.00 USD
Literary Based Baked Goods
Character Cookies
Cookies inspired by many different books and authors!
Buttery Shortbread infused with English Breakfast Tea and Orange Zest3.00 USD
A classic black & white cookie with colorful chocolate candies inside to remind us that we have the opportunity to make choices!5.00 USD
Canon Cakes
Layer Cakes and Loaf Cakes inspired by popular novels
a strawberry and rose flavored cake with a light dusting of powdered sugar and dried rose petals. this is definitely what they eat in a magical realm5.00 USD
a lemon olive oil loaf cake with a light lemon glaze that an east egg resident wanted at a party. 90 times better than a certain place's lemon loaf.34.00 USD
A slice of moist chocolate cake decorated with rich chocolate buttercream. You wouldn't mind being forced to eat this in front of the whole school.7.00 USD
a slice of red velvet cake filled with raspberry coulis and decorated with brown butter cream cheese frosting. you'll want to hold on tight to this cake spider monkey.7.00 USD
An Early Grey Cake with lemon curd filling and a light lavender scented buttercream. 7.00 USD
Handheld Hyperboles
things you can hold in your hand and things I couldn't categorize otherwise
puff pastry filled with buttery, spicy apples. just please be nice to the apple tree they came from or I'll cry5.00 USD
flaky puff pastry with blackberry filling. even your mysterious neighbor will make an appearance if you're serving these5.00 USD
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